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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Spinster comments on The Bachelor

Jason Mesnick, The Bachelor

The first day at work was very interesting, in a very odd way and that is all I can say about it.

I am addicted to the ridiculousness of American reality television and last night I stayed up to watch The Bachelor finale. A few things about this dotish show-

- How do you fall in love, not only after 6 weeks, but after spending maybe a total of 2 days out of the 6 weeks with the man, since he is dating 25 other women as well?

- Don't these women feel stupid saying "I love you" and he says nothing back? And it's like emotional blackmail - say those 3 words to him or get your ass sent home. How pathetic are these women? Are those 15minutes of fame so important - more important that self-respect?

- When they say "I love you", he just smiles his sweet smile of victory, and his answer is to push his tongue down their throats - and they fall for that!

- Don't these women feel like prostitutes, going out with a man and sleeping with him one night, when they know he is going to ask the other girl to do the same thing the night after?

- Are't they afraid of HIV, herpes, etc?

- Why is this particular Bachelor being promoted as some sort of idol cause he is a single dad? Lots of single dads out there who aren't pimping their 3yr olds on national tv! I am surprised Social Services has not knocked on his door yet, or the ex-wife has not asked for full custody. Seeing Daddy groping 25 women on tv must be traumatic and cruel for a child that age!

- Why are these women shocked that this man dumps them at the end of each episode? It's just an convenient way for him to get some ass - and on national tv! All the boys in the bars are going "yeaaaaaaah buddy!"

- Why is everyone knocking this poor dude Jason Mesnick on MySpace, Facebook etc, for last night dumping one airhead for another? They signed up for this - for public humilation. I don't see the problem. If these chicks did not want to be used for ratings, they should have gone to a happy hour in a bar near them and suck on some poor average bastard's tongue instead of being beaten about like a fuzzy pinata on ABC!

Are these women so desperate for a little bit of penis? I need to run a seminar for these dimwit chicks - How to Survive Spinsterdom in the 21st century. It ain't by going on The Bachelor! Hell no, you won't be seeing this spinster on tv!