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Musings

Monday, March 16, 2009
K to the P
It was not so sunny as we had hoped but it did not rain either, which was great. But it was a lovely day of cricket. Trinis know how to have a good time and we had a good time, especially since the West Indies beat England. Oh yeah, the beers were flowing then, and the party went on long after the last run. Plenty to eat, drink and stare at. I was on KP patrol and guess what? He was fielding on the boundary as I asked, for the majority of the English innings. I had my binoculars ready and waiting like the KP stalker I am. Every chance I got, I was staring at KP on the boundary. He is hot! I want a KP for my room!
#24 - Kevin PietersenSaturday, March 14, 2009
Bat and balls - how phallic
It's cricket weekend in lovely Trinidad. After a long week of working, I was ready to kick back and just enjoy my weekend. Weekends are always so much better when one has a job that tires you out on the 5 other days.
Today, I thought I would meet Kevin Pietersen, but it did not happen. I did manage to meet a couple of the other players from the Barmy Army (one was cute but I forget his name), but no Kevin. I would tell you what fun I was up to today but because a few thousand other people were there as part of my fun, and I am not willing to announce myself and my blog, you will just be none the wiser. But it was good fun and pretty amusing. I am always amused at the lengths some of my local Indian gals would go for a foreign cricketer to notice them. They never fail to throw themselves at these poor dudes. One girl just walked up to a couple of the players and with her American/hood-rat Trini combo accent, she was just making an ass of herself and my shoulders were heaving as I tried to stifle the laughter. All she needed to do was sit there, and look hot - like me. But then, she wasn't hot, so maybe a bit of effort really was required. But if she did not achieve anything else, she made me laugh and she made the guys laugh at her when she walked back to her seat. Amusing. These dudes have their hot model girlfriends back home and even if I were a man and I was away from home and hard-up for some ass, that would not be the ass I would hit up. But then, everyone should have a dream in life, and some self-confidence.
It would have been even more fun if I could have met Kevin Pietersen.

Just too hot. I love cricket and typically cricket is not as sexy as football. Footballers in those shorts, with those legs are at the apex of male athletic hotness, along with track athletes in the spandex suits. But cricket has typically been very conservative - dudes in either Test whites or One-Day International country colours. Long pants, loose fitting shirts, pads, helmet. But every once in a while, there is a hot cricketer on the pitch who makes my natural love of the game even more special. There have been a few - Sachin is hottish, Mark Waugh was hot, and so was Viv Richards. Ramnaresh Sarwan ain't too bad. And Kevin Pietersen. Yep. Cricket will not be left out from among the world's hot sports.
The West Indies team plays England tomorrow in a Twenty20 match at the Queen's Park Oval and I will be looking out for Kevin. Gosh, I hope he comes down to the boundary. Still, I will be in a maroon state of mind. Even if they're not as hot as Kevin, my heart will always belong to the West Indies.



