Kevin Peter Pietersen, English cricketer and hottieIt's cricket weekend in lovely Trinidad. After a long week of working, I was ready to kick back and just enjoy my weekend. Weekends are always so much better when one has a job that tires you out on the 5 other days.
Today, I thought I would meet Kevin Pietersen, but it did not happen. I did manage to meet a couple of the other players from the Barmy Army (one was cute but I forget his name), but no Kevin. I would tell you what fun I was up to today but because a few thousand other people were there as part of my fun, and I am not willing to announce myself and my blog, you will just be none the wiser. But it was good fun and pretty amusing. I am always amused at the lengths some of my local Indian gals would go for a foreign cricketer to notice them. They never fail to throw themselves at these poor dudes. One girl just walked up to a couple of the players and with her American/hood-rat Trini combo accent, she was just making an ass of herself and my shoulders were heaving as I tried to stifle the laughter. All she needed to do was sit there, and look hot - like me. But then, she wasn't hot, so maybe a bit of effort really was required. But if she did not achieve anything else, she made me laugh and she made the guys laugh at her when she walked back to her seat. Amusing. These dudes have their hot model girlfriends back home and even if I were a man and I was away from home and hard-up for some ass, that would not be the ass I would hit up. But then, everyone should have a dream in life, and some self-confidence.
It would have been even more fun if I could have met Kevin Pietersen.
Just too hot. I love cricket and typically cricket is not as sexy as football. Footballers in those shorts, with those legs are at the apex of male athletic hotness, along with track athletes in the spandex suits. But cricket has typically been very conservative - dudes in either Test whites or One-Day International country colours. Long pants, loose fitting shirts, pads, helmet. But every once in a while, there is a hot cricketer on the pitch who makes my natural love of the game even more special. There have been a few - Sachin is hottish, Mark Waugh was hot, and so was Viv Richards. Ramnaresh Sarwan ain't too bad. And Kevin Pietersen. Yep. Cricket will not be left out from among the world's hot sports.
The West Indies team plays England tomorrow in a Twenty20 match at the Queen's Park Oval and I will be looking out for Kevin. Gosh, I hope he comes down to the boundary. Still, I will be in a maroon state of mind. Even if they're not as hot as Kevin, my heart will always belong to the West Indies.
I second that Tamale he is hot. I always though Stephen Fleming was a bit of alright too.
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ReplyDeleteI am adding AB deVilliers, Ashwell Prince and Danny Vettori
ReplyDeleteLet's make this "Hot Men Week" and celebrate!
ReplyDeleteUgh! I hope that you beat the poms. I'm shocked that you don't have Warnie down!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Shane Warne???? Shane Warne is fat and annoys me...NOT HOT!
ReplyDeleteMmmm, yes. I have to complain that the Aussie cricket team is not very sexy though. We need some fresh blood. Get rid of Ponting et al and bring in some hot new stuff.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of, I was on the same aeroplane as Pat Rafter this afternoon. Mmmmm. He's always been one of my favourite sportsmen. Unfortunately he had his very thin, gorgeous model wife with him and kids in tow. Bugger.
I detest Ricky Ponting and I think all of the WI does as well - ever since the Lara comment, when Lara reclaimed the world record from Matthew Hayden and Ricky "sour grapes" Ponting said he was selfish and no team should just allow him to bat until he gets a record. WTF! And besides that, he looks like a mole. The Aussie team is usually hot but Ricky has cause their hot value to depreciate. lol.
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