Bridal lust

This morning I got to work and while having my Cheerios, started looking at wedding dresses. Why, you ask? Only God knows the answer to that one. Maybe it’s all the wedding planning in the air, but I was feeling the yearning – the bridal lust. Don’t get me wrong now – I will not be scampering to find a groom to put a ring on my finger anytime soon. I guess the whole little girl fantasy of the wedding, with the dress and looking like a princess just gripped me this morning. It does not help either that my baby brother announced he is getting married this weekend. Well, yeah…that one was a winner. I think they have pushed it back (good sense prevailed) but he is still getting married. How is this possible?

So it’s 5 friends, including a GB, and a sibling – and I am left browsing David’s Bridal for a dress I may never get to wear. My mother is planning a well-deserved vacation and her psycho firstborn is planning an imaginary wedding. Break out the crazy meds. But I did like that dress in the photo. I think I am past the virginal age where a plain white wedding dress on me would be frickin’ hilarious. Plus blue is my favourite colour so I adjusted the swatch and tadda...

In other news…well, there is no other news. I am tired as usual, fat as usual, despite this “diet”. Note the “diet” as opposed to diet. I had cake today and it was not even worth the guilt. Some free shit they sent to the office. But I still fucking ate it. Why? Only God knows the answer to that one as well. It was just there. Sat in traffic as usual cause some asshole decided to do a nosedive through an overpass railing using his vehicle. I hope the person is alive though, despite my annoyance at having to sit in mind numbing traffic for an hour over a distance that usually takes me 2 mins to cover.

I dunno…just feeling pretty crappy physically which lends to the emotional crabbiness, so if my ISP would allow me, I will log in, post this crap and go to bed.