Today sucked. Like seriously...it was bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. I guess I took the funk with me and it stayed with me all day cause today was not a good day. At all.So GB sent out the wedding invitations. It's really happening. My friend is about to leave me. Oh sure, he is starting a new life etc, and that's great but this is MY pity party so I repeat - my best friend is about to leave me. At least I have notice and can start looking for a cute dress and a date. Oh God...I refiuse to do this wedding solo. Nope. I need an escort.
Then my cousin is coming to visit. I am always happy when rellies visit, but more so this time cause I am hoping Adonis comes with him. He (cousin) emails me this morning to tell me he has not confirmed the dates yet. I was not sure how to broach the question of whether Adonis would be coming or not since my cousin treats me like a little sister and is protective of me, even if Adonis is the sweetest thing. He suspects but I don't think he knows for sure, so don't want to rock the boat just yet.
Anyway, he volunteered the information and much to my dismay, not only is it NOT Adonis but it's his other annoying friend who apparently has had a thing for me for years now. He is a nice guy but he is no Adonis. One thing I really don't care for about him - and you are sure to laugh (lol)...
He shaves his armpits. I dunno...I don't want a man with a rainforest under there but something about a man with shaved armpits drives me bananas. It is somehow unseemly and a bit too metrosexual for my liking. And it makes me wonder what else he's shaving. lol.
Okay...okay. I would not diss a man for having underarms smooth as a baby's bottom but c'mon...men are expected to have a little fuzz.
No...seriously though. He is not my type, apart from the smooth armpits. A bit clingy and annoying. And he is so unreliable and deceitful. My God! Why does HE have to come? Why not Adonis?
I guess if I can only have one wish and had to choose between a new job (soon) and Adonis, I would choose employment but a bonus wish would be great.
Shaving his armpits seems really, really strange. I asked Bill if he'd ever met a guy like that and he said no (and half his family are either gay or cross-dressers, lol)
ReplyDeleteI think I'd rather have shaved armpits then a hairy back (see one of your previous posts).
ReplyDeleteUnless he is an Olympic swimmer he is undoubtedly going to come out of the closet at some stage - Run!
ReplyDeletelol. Dorrie...yeah, the hairy back trumps the smooth armpits but I agree with Lermontov...shaved armpits on a man is very YMCA to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's becoming quite popular among young Sydney men.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I wish I could shave everything except eyebrows. I am not going to walk into To Much Info territory, but...
ReplyDeleteHey, I shave my armpits!! ;-P
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