I'm still at home and on my way to the village - one last time. A colleague remarked yesterday that I don't seem worried about impending unemployment, and it's either I am not worried or I hide my feelings very well.
I don't think I hide my feelings well at all. You can usually tell what I am feeling. If I am annoyed, you can tell. If I am depressed, you can tell. If I am worried, you can tell. I have been writing here about how I have been feeling day to day about the job thing but I am more positive than worried cause faith is a powerful thing and I have to rely on God first and myself second to rally through the tough times.
And speaking of annoyed, I still have my online dating profile and when I need a laugh I mosey on over there. So first there was a dude named Gerry who sent me a wink or whatever it is. The only problem with Gerry is he was wearing a dress, makeup, a wig, high heeled boots and dangly earrings. Called himself "Kim" in the profile. Wow. I have reached wherever it is I am supposed to be going if I am picking up transvestites online. lol.
Then there was another dude - cannot remember his name, oh and this is where the "annoyed" segue comes in. Sorry for the digression up there. So he sends me a note and I go to check out his profile and in his profile he says, "Oh, and if you one of those persons who get angry at other drivers while driving, then maybe I am not for you,"
WTF! What a Jesus wannabe. I laughed at that one cause 1) I am the road rage queen and of all the thousands and thousands of profiles out there, he picked mine, and 2)so he won't date a road rager? What does road rage have to do with anything? I won't beat an innocent waiter while on a date. I won't curse out a priest. I won't slap bad kids. I won't even respond to rude cat calls. But I will fuck over the asshole who cuts in front of me without using his indicator, or who tries to run me off the road, or who drives 10kph on the highway when everyone else is doing 120kph.(legal limit is 80kph...lol)
Oh yes, friend, road rage is a natural reaction to vehicular stupidity and I don't get the self-righteous "maybe I am not for you" shit. I challenge this asshole to come drive in Trinidad for ONE day and then tell me if I am not for you. lol. Why do they have to make an already tedious process like dating, such a mission impossible???
And a little aggression, when channelled appropriately is sexxxxxxxxy. Grrrrrrrr. He has not had good post-road rage sex...clearly.
I don't think I hide my feelings well at all. You can usually tell what I am feeling. If I am annoyed, you can tell. If I am depressed, you can tell. If I am worried, you can tell. I have been writing here about how I have been feeling day to day about the job thing but I am more positive than worried cause faith is a powerful thing and I have to rely on God first and myself second to rally through the tough times.
And speaking of annoyed, I still have my online dating profile and when I need a laugh I mosey on over there. So first there was a dude named Gerry who sent me a wink or whatever it is. The only problem with Gerry is he was wearing a dress, makeup, a wig, high heeled boots and dangly earrings. Called himself "Kim" in the profile. Wow. I have reached wherever it is I am supposed to be going if I am picking up transvestites online. lol.
Then there was another dude - cannot remember his name, oh and this is where the "annoyed" segue comes in. Sorry for the digression up there. So he sends me a note and I go to check out his profile and in his profile he says, "Oh, and if you one of those persons who get angry at other drivers while driving, then maybe I am not for you,"
WTF! What a Jesus wannabe. I laughed at that one cause 1) I am the road rage queen and of all the thousands and thousands of profiles out there, he picked mine, and 2)so he won't date a road rager? What does road rage have to do with anything? I won't beat an innocent waiter while on a date. I won't curse out a priest. I won't slap bad kids. I won't even respond to rude cat calls. But I will fuck over the asshole who cuts in front of me without using his indicator, or who tries to run me off the road, or who drives 10kph on the highway when everyone else is doing 120kph.(legal limit is 80kph...lol)
Oh yes, friend, road rage is a natural reaction to vehicular stupidity and I don't get the self-righteous "maybe I am not for you" shit. I challenge this asshole to come drive in Trinidad for ONE day and then tell me if I am not for you. lol. Why do they have to make an already tedious process like dating, such a mission impossible???
And a little aggression, when channelled appropriately is sexxxxxxxxy. Grrrrrrrr. He has not had good post-road rage sex...clearly.
Oh, I'm with you on the road rage...I am an RR queen too, but just as polite and meek outside of the automobile, lol
ReplyDeletehm, there may be many reasons why those dude's are on online dating! (besides just being lonely..... )
ReplyDeleteGod, I had road rage last night, lol.
ReplyDeleteI DID make Bill calm down a little on the road - once he got up right on the ass of a car that cut him off, and that's taking on too much risk. He says he doesn't do it anymore. I hope not!
So you are a Road Rage-ette? Dang, just another reason to love you!
ReplyDeleteThe causes of RR can be seen easily on any street or highway around here. The wonder is that more people don't go ballistic at the lunatic behavior that passes for "driving."
I drive a big, slow truck in the city. I have driven around cars and done a bit of cut and thrust, which isn't easy with a 20,000 vehicle. Do I get road rasge? You bet.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that doesn't get road rage should be viewed with real suspiscion.
ReplyDeleteJust another reason not to date him