Okay, so besides oh...several million pounds, can someone please explain why any woman would want to fuck Paul McCartney? Not young, cute, bowl haircut Paul, but old, face-like-wet-dough, probably-needs-Viagara Paul. My God. Is it just because he is a Beatle? I love love love the Beatles but I still would not wanna screw Paul McCartney. Being a Beatle can only take you that far. I would liken that to I dunno...a cross between gouging my eyes out, walking on eggshells and listening to my MPs in Parliament. I mean, proper sex with Sir Paul would not kill him??? I mean I love me some winter men but not along the sad lines of a Paul McCartney. Some hot lads of yesteryear just have not aged well by the way, e.g. Clint Eastwood. Man, I loved me some Clint Eastwood. That hot hair, those blue eyes. He was a stunner back in the day of his B-movie/western days. Now, I would not fuck Clint "Gran Torino" Eastwood if you paid me.But maybe this is why I am fat and broke at home in the developing world. I just cannot suck it up. Cause it comes back to the almighty wicked dollar, or pound in this case. And did Sir Paul not learn that young punani can cost you upwards of 50million pounds in the divorce settlement? In the next 5 years when he and this new chick get divorced, and they will....don't ask me to feel sorry for Paul "Stud" McCartney, okay. Don't. What's wrong with the old birds, Paul?
I think you hit the nail on the head
ReplyDeleteNow I'm worried about who I'm going to be banging when I'm Paul's age - Eeeeeeeeew
ReplyDeleteI’d shag him. For a few million quid.
ReplyDeleteSorry – it had to be said. If I hadn’t, someone else would have done.
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money............
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