Thursday, January 29, 2009

I just had to say something about this


Blankets are OK but they can slip and slide, plus your hands are trapped inside.
The Snuggie™ keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands. Work the remote, use your laptop or do some reading in total warmth and comfort!
Snuggie™ is made with super soft, thick, luxurious fleece with roomy, oversized sleeves that let you do what you want while still being totally wrapped in warmth.

Lord. No offence to anyone eh, but Americans will buy any ole shit they sell on the tv.

I mean, look at that asshole modelling the Snuggie in the inset photo. WTF! What a backside! Yep. Some idiot, who maybe got tired of wankin' under the sheets, put sleeves on a frickin' blanket and that idiot will make millions. Stupid me - went to university, studied hard, made the Dean's list every year, graduated with Honours, looking to get the Masters degree too, cause my teachers and parents told me tertiary education was the way to go.When all I ever really needed to make something of my life, was a blanket, some scissors and a sewing machine. And a stupid name for the final product. Wow. I wasted 3 years of my life going to school and 3 years of finances paying back my student loan when I should have been home making a fucking Snuggie. Not even prostitutin' - which is still WORK. Not even that. No...sewing sleeves on a blanket. My God!

Seeing this made me want to get drunk and drive my car off a precipice.

9 comments:

  1. Hay...you want a nutball idea? Take a look at the "Pocket Fisherman," "Hair in a Can" (a spray), or the handy home vegetable/fruit drier, with its battery of light bulbs heating things up!

    All that stuff made Ron Popeil a huge fortune.

    Ron is my hero!

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  2. Is that some sort of a joke? Its got to be - surely!

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  3. Women's clothing isn't supposed to be comfortable, damn it! What next? Comfortable, flat shoes?? And then what - equal rights?

    Someone must put a stop to this. The foundation of our very civilization is at stake!

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  4. Not to mention the fact that you would be a walking static electicity machine. ZAP!

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  5. We use couch blankets every day because it's too cold around here not to. That is pretty scary though, lol.

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  7. What the hell? If I wore that I would feel like I was playing a part in a nativity scene.

    I am pretty sure the dude/dudette that invented this isn't THAT rich, but then again there are some damned gullible 'mericans out there.

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  8. Hey, come on, be fair! It’s not that simple. They put a collar on it too!

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  9. LOL I was just talking about this today! I'm pretty sure this was someone who threw a robe on backwards and said, oh gee make it longer and it's a sure sale as a blanket with sleeves.

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